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Adventures with Many Large Faces.

Maladroit Joint

Do people in nice climates just never have long dark nights of the soul? It's ridiculous, I can't get any proper introspection done in these conditions.

Travel Wrong: After Dark

It turns out language barriers are no match for a girl who knows what she wants, doing it-wise.

Hey Boss, Looking For Girl?

I fly into the Philippines budget flight hub of Angeles, with the intention of making my tired way to Boracay, knowing two things: Boracay is a beautiful island of perfect white beaches where

More Like Singa-BORE

I'm tired of it. The same pregnant dogs and cats everywhere, the same small talk locals make while trying to rip you off, the same broken glass on top of the walls.

Crashing on the UN's Couch

East Timor is the newest country in the world, and they almost certainly didn't get that way by asking politely.

Things Get Weird

Yes, Nelson could possibly be a sexual predator, picking up helpless backpackers and having them turn out handie-jays in his spa of horrors, but I am running pretty low on funds here.

Layovers and Axe Murders

My hunger has grown so great that I actually manage to wake up in time for the free breakfast buffet. That is, without time to shower or change my clothes, but I make

Escape From Myanmar

Oh god, what am I thinking, I'm going to die here.

Minds Your Head

Regardless, they still all insist "Minds your head". I'm not sure if this means anything, but the one time someone tells me to minds my head without trying to sell me anything, next thing I do is bash my head in an especially narrow staircase.

Temple Tour Tribulations

Burma, I hate to judge anyone for their hobby, and clearly building pagodas is your thing, but like, board games are going through kind of a renaissance right now. Maybe shake it up a bit, is all I'm saying.

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